Last Week Tonight

"It's important to remember just how far it is from representing anything resembling reality."

"At every turn we are making life harder both for people who want to remain in the sex trade and for those who want to leave it."

"It's not failing us — we are failing it."

"Basically we need to stop being d*cks."

It's like "I Think You Should Leave" meets "Fargo".

"You make the world worse."

"A whole lot depends on this."

Everyone can see you!

Hint: It's yet another way the healthcare industry is failing people in need.

Cereal is in a rut and John Oliver is not having it.

Yikes.

But he doesn't want you to share the video with your vax-skeptic loved ones. Here's why.

"Over the years our system has badly broken down."

"Drug raids just have to stop."

"There is a real danger that we're going to start to get complacent."

"As a parting gift to the country, Trump is somehow managing to divide us even further."

"In this one area, they've been truly disciplined about being truly evil."

"One of the most ill-advised, dumbest things we could possibly do."

"There are steps you can take."

"That is not a mandate, and it's not democracy."

"This has been one hell of a week."

"There's perhaps nothing more emblematic of his presidency than this wall."

"We are making a mockery of the phrase 'a jury of your peers.'"

"Ignoring the history that you don't like is not a victimless act."

With a little help from Paul Rudd, Catherine O'Hara, and special guests.